whoa, this almost made me cry. My thoughts exactly…if you wanna be average - do all these things.
my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life
WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER
I love this so much
its just typing. i could do that.
yeah, but you didn’t.
balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
gUYS THIS IS REALLY FUNNY IM STILL LAUGHING
filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over
such evil minds in this place
i love this evilness
Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.
"The cold never bothered me anyway"
this is some agents of shield shit right here
imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
where’s a sherlock gif when I need it
This is the greatest two seconds of my day.